This player is so typical and cliche I worry about my own desensitization. I barely have any reaction to the lazy and bored sickness this child suffers.

Our friend here envisions himself as a warlord of the digital wasteland. He uses the tactical terminology of a professional button pusher.

The special inflection he gives to “rape” should be enough to understand the deep craving he has for attention and status.

Nobody uses the most powerful words as casually as he does and therefore none are as experienced as he with its meaning.

Enjoy this sad jerk and if you encounter him, show love and compassion. Place a calming had on his head and let him swing until he collapses in tears and is reborn.

Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.

With all that ass pounding he will need:
1) a Miami personal injury attorney
2) life insurance quotes
3) fortis temporary health insurance
4) Washington DC hair laser removal
5) a vasectomy reversal

Give the guy a click and help me help him help himself. The first one who emails me the correct ass pound count gets a prize.

OK the game starts and right away we go to third grade recess.

Somebody has been singled out for the crime of having a funny name. Kiddieo here tries to incite a name calling riot but it fails. Now he’s panicked so he goes for the good old standby, you’re a fag. Enjoy the brilliance, enjoy the college loan consolidation. Click my bannerish junk.

I see this guy as a Tom Sellick of a man. A magnum. But not just Magnum, a Magnum that calls the shots for all the other Magnums out there. A Magnum’s Magnum.

He has come in from the desert waste, climbed off his chopper, pulled his bandanna down and logged into xbox live. There he saw my name, Brad N Toronto, and like a bud bursting to flower he had an epiphany. He would write the greatest treatise on Brad is a Pussy on the back of student loan consolidation rates.

He now reads his masterpiece to us. Hush please while we try to follow.

I’ll admit that this Rogers and his mother bit is just too easy to use. It takes no skill and really I’m a shameful disgrace.

All school loan consolidation aside, there is nothing to see here but cheap violence and dirty thrills. Look away, after clicking me some five cent payouts that is.