I get all kinds of messages like this one. Beats beats pwnage beats.

I’m down with it.

One day a parade of Goldie lookin chain wearing gamers will fill the streets and their symphony the air. I will be there grabbing my nuts and whispering semi couplets. If I’m noticed I may just blend in and grind with my kind.

Take a step to the right and click for what’s left. Ungh! (nut grab) respect.

We can all take from the insult stylings of this young feller. It brings the level of conversation down and really that is the only place it can go with these participants.

I personally like ‘go back to your playpen’.

Click something now or I’ll have to send you to timeout.

I’m a 34 year old man yet I spend some of my free time with children playing games on line. I know I know, this is quite sad. It can be a challenge because as any adult knows a lack of education and self control is irritating.

Children need excitement. If their lives don’t provide it they incite violence. Simple common sense. Oi!

Now click some of my Google garbage or I’ll start saying everything you say. I’ll never stop unless you ground me or something and then I’ll cry.

I like hip hop and dj stuff but I don’t think DMX would like me very much. I’m cool with that.

I get one of these messages about every week or so and I’ve created a fun game. I try and click ads in time with the rhythm while I chant ‘mesothelioma lawyers’, ‘mesothelioma lawyers’ over and over. Try it.

A friend of mine created this little track featuring some of the festering hate on this site. He is a mesothelioma lawyer by day but finds the time to wrestle beats at night.

If you enjoy it click on some of my google crap and give me a dime.